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Essex Man Gets Penis Caught in Slot Machine

Essex Man Gets Penis Caught in Slot Machine

Paramedics were called to an Essex bookmaker last night after a local man got his penis trapped in the coin tray of a fruit machine. Patrick McCullough, 54, entered a betting shop in Hornchurch at approximately 8PM last night while visibly intoxicated. He was allegedly acting erratically and harassing other customers before running into difficulties with a fruit machine. Mr McCullough’s penis fell afoul of an anti-theft mechanism (standard for all adaptive logic UK terminals) and became lodged in the […]

Vegas Gunman Fisted Into Submission by Heroic Male Strippers

Vegas Gunman Fisted Into Submission by Heroic Male Strippers

Morning, roulette fans! A muppet in Las Vegas who attempted to lift a bunch of leotards and banana hammocks from a Las Vegas dressing room suffered a beat-down from six male dancers. The speedo thief in question was packing a Dirty Harry revolver, with which he threatened the Thunder Down Under Cast from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino. Unfortunately for the would-be-robber, these dancing bears had claws. Six male strippers eventually managed to wrestle the gunman to the ground. A […]

13 Unluckiest Characters in Fiction

13 Unluckiest Characters in Fiction

They say you make your own luck, but as any gambler knows…some people are just born with it, others are not. The characters in this list ought to avoid casinos like the plague, or risk splurging their pension funds in a four-hour cold streak. And then falling over. And then catching fire. For ever Bond there’s a Bubba, so read on for the 13 unluckiest fictional characters ever created… 13) Blair Witch Students – The Blair Witch Project “We’ll just […]

Wizard of Odds Interview: 30 Minutes with Michael Shackleford

Wizard of Odds Interview: 30 Minutes with Michael Shackleford

Good morning, roulette fans! Recently, I was fortunate enough to interview advantage player, gambling intellectual and all-round betting genius, Michael Shackleford – better known for his web-persona ‘The Wizard of Odds.’ Click the vid below for our full interview, in which the Wizard spills the beans on international casinos, explores the profitability of advantage play and reveals his choicest cuts of wisdom for strategic gamblers. Thanks again for agreeing to talk to us, Michael; it was a real pleasure! Roulette.co.uk […]