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Essex Man Gets Penis Caught in Slot Machine

Essex Man Gets Penis Caught in Slot Machine

Paramedics were called to an Essex bookmaker last night after a local man got his penis trapped in the coin tray of a fruit machine. Patrick McCullough, 54, entered a betting shop in Hornchurch at approximately 8PM last night while visibly intoxicated. He was allegedly acting erratically and harassing other customers before running into difficulties with a fruit machine. Mr McCullough’s penis fell afoul of an anti-theft mechanism (standard for all adaptive logic UK terminals) and became lodged in the […]

Vegas Gunman Fisted Into Submission by Heroic Male Strippers

Vegas Gunman Fisted Into Submission by Heroic Male Strippers

Morning, roulette fans! A muppet in Las Vegas who attempted to lift a bunch of leotards and banana hammocks from a Las Vegas dressing room suffered a beat-down from six male dancers. The speedo thief in question was packing a Dirty Harry revolver, with which he threatened the Thunder Down Under Cast from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino. Unfortunately for the would-be-robber, these dancing bears had claws. Six male strippers eventually managed to wrestle the gunman to the ground. A […]

Spin the Roulette Wheel and Earn Cashback at Bet365

Spin the Roulette Wheel and Earn Cashback at Bet365

For the rest of this month (March 17th – March 30th 2014) players will receive cashback on their games action and at the end of the month (March 27th 2014) the casino has a 1-day cashback offer. Why play elsewhere this month without cashback? Here are the details of the two promotions. Games at Bet365 Cashback Details Earn 5% – 20% cashback based on how many consecutive days you play between March 17th – March 30th 2014. Play 2 days […]

Enjoy the Races at Cheltenham Plus Your Favorite Games at Bet365 This Week

Enjoy the Races at Cheltenham Plus Your Favorite Games at Bet365 This Week

Morning, roulette fans! This year’s Cheltenham Festival starts tomorrow with Champions Day and runs until Friday, which is Gold Cup Day at the tracks. To celebrate, Games at Bet365 has a weeklong promotion with very little restrictions. Whether you want to play roulette or titles like Deal or No Deal, Games at Bet365 has what you’re after and this week you’ll earn cashback, reload bonuses and more. What Promotions Are Running Each Day Tuesday (Champions Day) – Players receive 10% […]

13 Unluckiest Characters in Fiction

13 Unluckiest Characters in Fiction

They say you make your own luck, but as any gambler knows…some people are just born with it, others are not. The characters in this list ought to avoid casinos like the plague, or risk splurging their pension funds in a four-hour cold streak. And then falling over. And then catching fire. For ever Bond there’s a Bubba, so read on for the 13 unluckiest fictional characters ever created… 13) Blair Witch Students – The Blair Witch Project “We’ll just […]

888 Casino Launch £1,500 Premium Package

888 Casino Launch £1,500 Premium Package

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