Joey’s Roulette Blog
Paramedics were called to an Essex bookmaker last night after a local man got his penis trapped in the coin tray of a fruit machine. Patrick McCullough, 54, entered a betting shop in Hornchurch at approximately 8PM last night while visibly intoxicated. He was allegedly acting erratically and harassing other customers before running into difficulties with a fruit machine. Mr McCullough’s penis fell afoul of an anti-theft mechanism (standard for all adaptive logic UK terminals) and became lodged in the […]
Morning, roulette fans! Get a load of SuperCasino’s very own Scottish superstar, Derek Gibbons. This Celtic prince has been rocking the wheels for years; click the vid below to see how he came to join the SuperCasino family! Click the Vid Below for Derek’s Story!
Morning, roulette fans! A muppet in Las Vegas who attempted to lift a bunch of leotards and banana hammocks from a Las Vegas dressing room suffered a beat-down from six male dancers. The speedo thief in question was packing a Dirty Harry revolver, with which he threatened the Thunder Down Under Cast from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino. Unfortunately for the would-be-robber, these dancing bears had claws. Six male strippers eventually managed to wrestle the gunman to the ground. A […]
Afternoon, roulette fans! If you’re a fan of SuperCasino, chances are you’ve run into Emily de Cosimo before – she’s a pretty big wheel at the casino, if you catch our drift. Click the Vid Below for Emily’s Story!
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Morning, roulette fans! This year’s Cheltenham Festival starts tomorrow with Champions Day and runs until Friday, which is Gold Cup Day at the tracks. To celebrate, Games at Bet365 has a weeklong promotion with very little restrictions. Whether you want to play roulette or titles like Deal or No Deal, Games at Bet365 has what you’re after and this week you’ll earn cashback, reload bonuses and more. What Promotions Are Running Each Day Tuesday (Champions Day) – Players receive 10% […]
Morning, roulette fans! Meet Bryn Lucas – this guy has been with SuperCasino since 2008 and he’s grown into a pretty big wheel at the company. In fact, he reckons he’s the third or fourth best presenter on the SuperCasino team. Damn. Click the Vid Below for Bryn’s Story!
They say you make your own luck, but as any gambler knows…some people are just born with it, others are not. The characters in this list ought to avoid casinos like the plague, or risk splurging their pension funds in a four-hour cold streak. And then falling over. And then catching fire. For ever Bond there’s a Bubba, so read on for the 13 unluckiest fictional characters ever created… 13) Blair Witch Students – The Blair Witch Project “We’ll just […]
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Hey there, roulette fans! Time to get acquainted with another member of the Jackpot247 team, the lovely Adele Sica! Click the vid and watch her set fire to the rain…possibly. Click the video below for Adele’s story!
